Screwtape in lockdown

A new letter has surfaced from the boiling depths of Sheol. Screwtape's muddled signature has been found on the dismal document. We're publishing it here for the first time.

My dear Wormwood,

It's been a while since my last letter to you, and I fear you may be thinking I've forgotten about you, our mission and our common purpose. And with the world being …